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So this is something i end up doing out of fun/spite/respect/anger/ect. every once in a while I will play a game where "that one card" is the winning card. the card that throws it off without a hitch and my game goes into exponential numbers; so much so that I come up with a nick name for the card. 

for example:

 

one game i was playing my "pew pew" (red burn) deck. turn one, mana and a quest for the pure flame. turn two, mana and a kiln fiend. Turn three I get to "Muricle-cost" drop my Thunderous Wrath, lightning bolt and swing with the fiend for 15 damage. before doing so, I had to ask my opponent what rhymed with "Wunderous Thrath" and that become my nick name for the card. 

 

some other one's I've had are:

Engulfing slagwurm --> Engulfing swag-wurm. turns out he's a REAL monster with trample. 

Deathbringer  Thoctar --> Dickbringer Thoctar. was playing against a guy with this while using a 1/1 Saporling deck. that guy eats 1/1's for breakfast, and then feeds anything that has graveyard abilities. (hissing iguanar)

 

just wondering if anyone one else does this, and what some other peoples nick names are. tell me your stories.



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Nicol Bolas - Nigga Ballin'

Jace - Burter

Venser, the Sojourner - Doctor, the Time Lord

Kindercatch - Kindersnatch (I never use this card. My girlfriend just said that once and i couldn't stop rolling with laughter.)



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lol, i love the Doctor reference. 

and lmao, Kindercatch's flavor text. ;) 



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Idk, I don't really do that.. If I had to pick one:

Novablast Wurm = Nuke? XD


Sasuke Vs. Deidara:

"I saw through your Genjutsu!"

"But there's another one..."

"I saw through that too!"

"But there's another one..."

"****."

 

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That's one time I have to thank these disgusting spambots; Otherwise I'd never found this thread.

Btw common nicknames given to my cards are

 

Vizkopa Guildmage + Exquisite Blood    "Rapetrain, Choo Choo!", "Supreme Wombo-Combo", "Lifeloop"

Krenko, Mob Boss                                  "Kah-Renko!", "Crank"

Vampire Nighthawk                                 "Asshole-Vampire", "Pussy-Vampire" (Usually from my opposing players)

Massive Raid                                          "That one broken as shit instant, dealing damage equal to your number of creatures..." (Also usually by opposing players)



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blasphemous act-fat al



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Guardian of the Ages-The Gages of Aurdia



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Hedron Crab = Laideron Crab that mean ugly crab in my language



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Another old nickname (since I don't use the card anymore in active play) was for Garruk Relentless,

for a long time only known by his short name "Nasty Garruk", or in its German translation "Garstiger Garruk".



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I don't really have one, but if I did:

 

Nightmare-The Black Stallion



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For the longest time I kept pronouncing Canopy Spider as Ca-know-pee Spider. It also was great for defending me so with it me and my friend gave it a nickname.

Obi-Wan-Caknowpee. As the phrase, Obi-Wan Caknowpee, save me!

 

Dauthi Slayer was named 'big boy.' I was in a group game that was ultimately a stale mate. No damage was able to go through until I played the slayer himself.
I said to my friend "Be a big boy" and attacked him. Dauthi has the shadow ability so therefore damage was finally able to leak through. Since then he has been forever know as 'Big Boy.

 

EDIT: I forgot to mention that the Dauthi Slayer attacks each turn if able. I couldn't continue the stale mate even if I wanted to.  :P

 

Canopy Spider - Costs 1colourless 1 green. Is a 1/3 with reach.

Dauthi Slayer - Costs 2 black. Is a 2/2 with shadow.



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Ethereal Armor= Eat The Real Armor

Frilled Oculus=  Fried Octopus

Dark Favor= Darth Vader

Brion Stoutarm= Chucky

Astral Cornucopia= Astral Pornucopia (along with replacing astral with... you can guess.)

 

The list goes on....



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Fog Bank = Fag Bunk (my friends don't like facing it)

Invisible Stalker = Invisible Asshole

Wrexial = Kraken (As in, RELEASE THE KRAKEN!)

 

All I can think of at the moment.






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